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# A joint venture with my girlfriend...
She made our daughter into the scary gnome thing and I made it moveilate...Don't bloody ask...and oops..it's a bit small...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
AAAAAAAARRRGHH!!!
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH BRICKS!
(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Surely those bricks
could be used to make a shelter to protect you from the gnome baby...?
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# erm
you fuckers! Parents, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# It took us
AGES to get her into the makeup...she wouldn't keep still while we superglued those teeth onto her for some reason...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# That's because
you didn't drug her enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# are you going to phone social services
or shall I?
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Well we
made sure that it was PROPER Bostik superglue, you never know what they put in the cheap shit...so NERR, her best interests were at heart...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# never phone the SS
they only ever make things worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# They do
experiments on the kids n everything...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Cue wolfenstien style
super baby
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Have an appropriate woo
made from my daughter
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Hello you!
Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed?

P.S. Finished Chapter 4
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
#
I cant sleep any more yet! In the last 24 hours I have slept about 19 of them, and spent 3 on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Awwwwww
*huggles*

I'm off to bed now, night night!

EDIT: Like your donation icon, suits you sir.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)