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[challenge entry] .

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(goodsela, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Good lord,
that Dutchman has grown six inches.

My cock won't even grow that fast.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
# 6 inches.
hahahahahahahhaaha.

God, you're *tiny*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# If I want to get any,
I have to know six months in advance so I can warm it up.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# It's like a babies arm.
Several months from conception to usefulness.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha! again
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# I'll have to remember that one.
It could be useful when belittling someone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I've noticed over the last few months
that babies arms are especially edept at grabbing your retina, and yanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# this compo sucks


/pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# but not as much as yo momma
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
# fuck off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# great comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# no no no no NO
"Stupid cunt" is well, too passive.

Nasty cockbite is a good one.
Stupid fucktard is a bit basic, but doable.
Anal whoremonkey is a timeless classic.
Frottaging spermguzzler is one that you only use in polite company.

I mean, fucking hell, if you're going to insult someone PLEASE put some thought into it.

Otherwise you're just left sitting there looking like a particulary angry marmot.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# or a 16 year old with dubious skillz
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# or a z too many
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# isn't that a band?
should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)
# What about
The Cocking Knobshots?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 16 Oct 2005, 2:27, archived)
# just how many hands do they have?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# 6
(Pelle ghola, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# each
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# prehensile cocks?
(Pelle ghola, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# you offering?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# maybe...
*swings from tree by cock*
(Pelle ghola, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)
# and with that our dawn raid party was gone!
seeya :)
x
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:53, archived)