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# Steve, our college barman is a legend
but in recent months he's been inundated with questions over this random 'thing' lying about in the bar. Nobody knows what it is. The finest minds in Cambridge can't solve this problem, so... erm... well it's worth a go...

(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Some larger pictures and something to add scale would be nice.
Is the silver iron shaped piece metal?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Nah, it's plastic.
It's about the size of your hand (unless you have really small hands in which case, most probably, it's not)
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# The locking mechanism of a light sabre
which prevents the sabre tube falling out (expanding) when you hang it from your belt.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:00, archived)
# An ironing board
for mice
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Hehe
I like this suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# What sort of sick bastard
would iron mice?

*shakes head sorrowfully*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# screw-hole?
A wanking device then.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# its quite obviously
a doofleshanker
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# thingy
is it a holder for a fancy bottle openor? We had one at work similar to that. You screw it to the wall:


(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:06, archived)
# clever clever man!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# screw pull
it was a fancy restaurant, it always fell off the wall and costs loads.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:08, archived)
# By jingo he's got it
*presses nose and points at you*
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# Good god man
I think we have a winner!

Steve will be overjoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:08, archived)
# he
can now sleep at night
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:09, archived)
# it's times like this that I really love b3ta
there's always someone who actually knows the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Indeed!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# They say you can find
the answer to any question ever on the internet b3ta board.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# flux capacitor?
(Tuned Noise Oh, er, hello., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)