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# Can I have a replacement rear bumper for my car please

I spakkerly backed into a lamp-post
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# *adds to list*


/a little disappointed at the response so far, has been a little strange, was kind of expecting world domination at the very least...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# no patio windows will be safe with me gadding about with my slimey
little octopuss friend
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# oo i'll have some domination
from Angelina Jollie preferably
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# fraid she's taken...
she's my evil top henchwoman who attends to my every need

/except when the missus is at home
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# damnit
Jessica Alba?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# ok, you're on...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Hoorah a spanking
and then the oral sex

/python
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# If we're making a list...
I'd like the invention of teleportation

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)