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# Sorry
I only have blind dates with Irish blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# oi! Im a paddy!
GO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# I know
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# chonaic me an bo ins na teach amarch.
thats gaelic that is.
Means "I saw a cow in a house tomorrow".
I never passed the exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Pog ma hone
or whatever it is..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)
# i think it means
"Arrragh, thats my ear you fat monkey loving pikey wombat spiker!"
Or something like that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Got it!

Póg mo thóin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Gay Lick?
Is that some kind of batty language?

(Ali G, back when he was still funny).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Jaysis, Hugo -
Whare de ye hail from? I'm a potato-muncher meself, but I never venture beyond the pale...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I didn't know that
I'm from way beyond the pale. Are you a northsider or southsider?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# i hail from the arse end of nowhere
with all the other culchies.
Longford in other words...
Im so fucking glad i left. Gobshites to a man.
Leitrim, where i went to school (HA) ruled tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# do you speak fluent gaelic?
do many people? none of my irish family know any.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# nope
the only people who speak it are the garda and about 1 shitey newsreader...

there is a town on the west coast where they dont allow anyone to speak english - i went there once and it took about an hour to buy a beer.
So i burned the place to the ground and fucked off.
I got a medal for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)
# splendid job
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# There's only one ver' small area of Ireland
where anyone actually speaks Gaelic (like a couple of miles or someat)

but I think you have to learn it in school...

Did Linguistics degree with Irish teacher, but have shit memory so remember inaccurately.
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Longford?
You poor bastard - you must have had no childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)
# i am about 62% irish
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)
# No
you're too rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# it is just a gruff exterior
hiding a vulnerable, sensitive and loveable young man with an unconventional yet extreme sexiness. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# something about your
desperate tone makes me doubt your honesty...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# desperate? me? never.
PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE HAVE SEX WITH ME.SOMEONE.ANYONE. ITS BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# have a cup of tea, lad.
that's what i do when i'm feeling tense. does wonders for you.

and when i say have i mean drink
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Yeah
right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)