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# Never give penguins to chimps
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Especially small dead ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Well...
...they weren't dead to be-pen-guin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Puns like that are sure to make me go ape!
:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# It's all a matter of gibbon take.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# I was reading a book over someone's shoulder on the tube-
he said "Oi, you nosy get!!"
I said "sorry, didn't mean to primate"
:D


EDIT: Oh dear, that really is poor, even for me...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Actually, I thought that rather clever.
 
The absence of replies merely shows none of us thick cunts has a comeback..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# gorilla?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# hat
stand
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Compo it!
Now

I guess it isn't really MonkeyVsPenguin

it is really MonkeyVsMonkeyWithPenguin

but whatever!

compoIT
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# monkeys vs donkeys, monkeys vs donkeys
you get your monkey, I'll get my donkey, let's have a race right now!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Shit
all I have is 15 quid....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# that'll work
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Ok.
I put £15 on it to win.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# 3, 2, 1..... ...Launch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Somebody hasn't grasped the idea behind Scissors, paper, stone: Penguin Arse Edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Never give ANYTHING to chimps...
Woo to the anim, nice motion blur
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/902832
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Happy birthday,
you german-sounding-named person

:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Danke schoen
:D
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# animal metronomes never really caught on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)