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# Bindun?

FrankEinstein...

My Hummus is low...i am drunk and pissed up on booze...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# nicely
nicely

Edit: interestingly www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=31967
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Bugger
Someone called themselves FrankEinstein and never thought of this...I don't believe it!! (The Father Ted, version, not Victor Meldrew who is Quelle Unfunny)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Tres Vrai
vrai indeed
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Woo!
And completely unrelated...
Sarah Beeny's property tip of the day!

"DO NOT buy the house in the middle of the M62.
(unless of course you want to open a truckstop...)"
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
or if you like crossing motorways. and noise. and you want to live in a crumbling old shed
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# In estate agents blurb;
"within easy reach of transport links"

EDIT: Trying to post pic of similar house, but my FTP's sponged!! :-(

Like this one;
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I can walk to the M62 from my back
garden in about 4 minutes. In order to actually get on it takes 20 minutes drive West and over 10 minutes drive East!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# You should call in your local gypsy 'driveway specialists'
to build you a personal junction (in the middle of the night, of course)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# there is a police access point
that I used to use all the time about 20 years ago. Sadly now I've moved back I found they have put a huge steel gate on there replete with massive chain and lock. Miserable buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# I can't remember exactly where..
but somewhere on the M1 is a junction which used to be an emergency access point, which was then opened to all-comers, next to a growing town
*cue traffic jams and accidents...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# When I had my pub
in Newport Pagnell it was always easier to come off at the services than either of the MK north or south junctions. A deft drive behind the cop shop and lift of a barrier and I was half a mile from the pub instead of 8-10. Sadly now they have electronic gadgetry and posts that rise from the floor. But then I don't live there anymore so fuggem.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Haha, that place is the stuff of legend.
Actually as a kid I always wanted to live there, I thought it would be cool. It's a shabby old farm now and worth dog shit.
I'll never know the true story ( there are loads ) but the simplest is that when he ( Ken Wilde, the owner ) was holding out for more and more compensation the MOT just decided to go around him and build him access tunnels. Stubborn bastard whatever the truth, he's still there.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# oh i have a photoshop idea
but i'm damned if i can be arsed doing it tonight. bed time. maybe tomorrow
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# heh
*thinks of making an ipod parody for hallowe'en featuring i-gor. thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Good show.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *twitches along to the music*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Monsters hate smooth jazz.
 
As, indeed, do I.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# i see you hiding those kenny g. cds!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hiding them in Kenny G's arse, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)