
You plank!
"What's brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
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"What's brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"

I thought the quip would be too dense to fathom* if I spelled it "Cowes"
*sic
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*sic

and have this . . .



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and my marmalade on the sun deck.
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That one jammed in my throat . . . Saints preserve us . . .
EDIT: Did she chutneil overboard?


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EDIT: Did she chutneil overboard?



That cheers up a fellow after a bday piss up. Woke up with an empty wine bottle in my bed. Better than last year, I woke up with my wife.
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