I'm having a last bottle of Stella and a cigarette before bed. What are you having?
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:19,
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I'm havinga pork pie and then a wank.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:21,
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I hope you are going to use mustard. mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:22,
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hahawhat's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:24,
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yesno. You can beat an egg.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26,
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I don't know, what's the difference between an egg and a good wank??
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Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26,
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one of it's legs is both the same mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26,
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Ha hathat's the answer to "what's the difference between a duck" isn't it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:41,
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An anal probea cup of tea and a cigarette
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:23,
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There's still time!but that's not very filling. Add a packet of crisps.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:24,
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A huge plate of pastain a tomato, oil-cured olive, almond, and basil sauce.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:25,
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Forgot to mentionit had goat cheese in it too. It was ridiculously pleasant.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28,
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goat's cheese is bazoo!produce of which country?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:30,
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Goat's cheese from Wales is of a high classtry that sometime.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:41,
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I've tried thatIt was unpasteurised, organic, all that good stuff. It was wonderful. Don't think it would be very easy to get here though.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:44,
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unpasteurised?Shh! you'll have the cheese police around
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David Bardell Diks - In Car 956,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 9:01,
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thatand a big piece of dead animal
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:35,
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finest of all suspicious dead animal products mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:42,
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ahhh!Fuck its Friday lunchtime already, I've been on b3ta all night and not realised...
... looks at watch ...
... still night time. thank fuck for that!
(... looks at watch ...
... still night time. thank fuck for that!
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28,
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oh yes please!since you offered, white with one sugar.
( Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:31,
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...are you going to pour it into your modem?
I'll hold my laptop upside down, see if it drips out anywhere.
(I'll hold my laptop upside down, see if it drips out anywhere.
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:34,
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modem?I don't live in a museum, you know.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:37,
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you kids with your fancy broadbean interweb! where will it end. I remember when this was all bulletin boards as far as the eye can see.
( Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:53,
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I call it the "Ocean Whatever"it's a cocktail composed of red aftershock (you know, tastes like mouthwash), 60% by vol rum (bundaberg, for those high-proof rum conossiuourss...okay, I can't spell any more). and gin.
Oh, and grapefruit juice.
about half and half, really. half spirits, half mixer.
(Oh, and grapefruit juice.
about half and half, really. half spirits, half mixer.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:39,
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Braw!(now we have the full DoP 'feel').
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:45,
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