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# More absurd proportions from the Special Files......
....arty but probably NSFW.







(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning Jack

One word...NORKS

Edit: some more words...Those are some powerful thighs dem dere gurlies 'ave
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Better than coffee.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# I don't deny it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)
# tres supremo sir!
a talented chap to see first thing in the morning - bodes well for the day ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# 'ning Doctor

Nice brew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# arf! yes thanks - sorry i disappeared!
got a pot of nice coffee brewing at teh mo, fancy a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Tea in the morning...Coffee in the afternoon

If I have coffee in the morning I get a headache...strange but true
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Caffeine dehydrates you.
That's what causes the headache.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Fair enough...why doesn't alcohol do the same thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)
# I does in the right quantities....
....but you get too pissed to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)
# i thought caffeine
was a diuretic?

[edit]A diuretic is any drug that elevates the rate of bodily urine excretion (diuresis). Diuretics also decrease the extracellular fluid (ECF) volume, and are primarily used to produce a negative extracellular fluid balance. Some common diuretics are caffeine, cranberry juice and alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)
# oh, if you have any going spare

i'll have a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)
# i have 10 cups available, and ive already had 2
one coffee coming right up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)
# lully

cream and sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Bloody hell..
The special files!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Yar yarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)
# i will WOO it before i've even seen them as i know they will be fantastic.

WOO!

[edit]now i have viewed them i can safely say they robert crumb would approve of the sturdyness of you ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)
# They tres woo
But I'll just say it's a good job we're all being made redundant here.

That said I'd be looking at them anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)
# ga-ZONK
I think I have a girl for you. It's an anorexic cat with implants. She's really nice too.


:P
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)
# i keep thinking that in reality JJ should be drawding his cat ladies with 6 breast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)
#
"Six breasts! Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!"

"Imagine making love to a woman."

/Red Dwarf
/awake
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)
# The New Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
I'd tell you more, but clicking on their pics just gives me a big page of random symbols...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)
# *steals talent*
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:26, archived)
# that cat
has boobies
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)
# jesus, jack.
you've come a loooong way.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)
# No I haven't......
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)
# he may be referring to the willingness to show norks in your drawings ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)
# cor blimey! *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)