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# A fine collection of mad Americans me thinks!!
I know you are all Americans as you do not stop posting for TEA as we in civilised England do. And you are nasty to animals which we are NOT. And you eat whole COWS in bap rolls which is pretty disgusting. I just thought I would like to rattle your cages this fine foggy morning in England!! God Save the Queen ... Which Queen??? O any old Queen, dont mind which. Blessings children, go play now ... love Kay
(kay, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:14, archived)
# True
I never stop for tea. No point. My mouth is too full of dead cow. Yum.
Thanks to you and god bless your figurehead of choice also.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:18, archived)
# Did some one mention tea
I'll have one. With a biscuit please. A decent biscuit, mind you. Got any Mint Viscounts? I haven't had one of those in ages. And a nice sit down.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:24, archived)
# a MINT Viscount?
Nicey - purlease!
Orange, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:26, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:29, archived)
# steady on!
you'll put nicey in a weird orgasmic state with your biscuit prOn.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:31, archived)
# Whoa biscuitastic
That's terrific.

Any of you who have found your way to my NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown site will know that biscuits have a deep spiritual meaning to me.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)
# I know what your saying
But nobody ever has them so I have learn't to apreciate the toothpaste like alternative. Mind you I wouldn't go there with a Club biscuit it has to be Orange every time. Only problem is the French have knackered Club biscuits since Danone bought up Jacobs. They are now a sad shadow of their former selves. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit then get a time machine cause their crap nowadays. I feel stronly about this.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# sweetheart
I feel for you. I thank you for bringing that to my attention.
I will be clubbing no longer, damn them.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)
# And Waggonwheels aren't as big as they used to be
Don't get me started.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:44, archived)
# i used to have a friend
that could barely say 'Wagon Wheel'. She just hated the 'whhh' sounds.
Hmm, I know. Odd.
I've got a few friends that are scared of cotton wool aswell. Don't get ME started
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:49, archived)
# Cotton Wool ? Pah!
What really gets me is the thought of a dry flannel - the idea of biting a dry flannel makes my teeth hurt.

Not sure why as I never have done so.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:04, archived)
# How often do people
put dry flannels in your mouth? Want me to have a word with your parents?

Actually - it was the idea of cotton wool against teeth that used to make my friends go funny. And i had another friend that was scared of buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:08, archived)
# You and your friends
could start up a strange phobias support group
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:05, archived)
# support group
arrrggghhh. No.
NO WAY.
I'm scared of those. Make them stop.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:09, archived)
# cotton wool
is the work of satan. the feel of it nauseates me. i HATE it.

It does burn well though, which is the only thing it's good for.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 26 Sep 2001, 13:03, archived)
# hey!
I didn't realise you English had the internet yet! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# the inter-high-web-way?
The English have that and they're very good at it, I'll have you know.
I saw a nice knitted one the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:39, archived)
# Here
is a nice jumper I knitted
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:03, archived)
# Wifey?
If it weren't for your Mister Nicey, I think I'd love you.
You know you could unravel that there sweater and make your own inter-high-web. Sequins is all you need to add. I've seen it done.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:06, archived)
# Aaawww
Just for being nice you can have these.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:54, archived)
# lordy,
they are fantastic. Is the wool from your lemon sucking sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 13:00, archived)
# New skills
The sheep has learned new cyber ninja citrus fruit powers. A forth coming, sub 30 minute flash movie currently in production will reveal all.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 17:47, archived)
# sub 30 mins?
can't you make it about 5 hours?
Go on.
The super powers sound ace. Did he learn them from you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 2:57, archived)
# Not without making it numbingly repetative
Yes, he learnt his powers of balistic lemon projection from me.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 4:18, archived)