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# Did some one mention tea
I'll have one. With a biscuit please. A decent biscuit, mind you. Got any Mint Viscounts? I haven't had one of those in ages. And a nice sit down.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:24, archived)
# a MINT Viscount?
Nicey - purlease!
Orange, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:26, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:29, archived)
# steady on!
you'll put nicey in a weird orgasmic state with your biscuit prOn.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:31, archived)
# Whoa biscuitastic
That's terrific.

Any of you who have found your way to my NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown site will know that biscuits have a deep spiritual meaning to me.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)
# I know what your saying
But nobody ever has them so I have learn't to apreciate the toothpaste like alternative. Mind you I wouldn't go there with a Club biscuit it has to be Orange every time. Only problem is the French have knackered Club biscuits since Danone bought up Jacobs. They are now a sad shadow of their former selves. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit then get a time machine cause their crap nowadays. I feel stronly about this.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# sweetheart
I feel for you. I thank you for bringing that to my attention.
I will be clubbing no longer, damn them.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)
# And Waggonwheels aren't as big as they used to be
Don't get me started.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:44, archived)
# i used to have a friend
that could barely say 'Wagon Wheel'. She just hated the 'whhh' sounds.
Hmm, I know. Odd.
I've got a few friends that are scared of cotton wool aswell. Don't get ME started
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:49, archived)
# Cotton Wool ? Pah!
What really gets me is the thought of a dry flannel - the idea of biting a dry flannel makes my teeth hurt.

Not sure why as I never have done so.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:04, archived)
# How often do people
put dry flannels in your mouth? Want me to have a word with your parents?

Actually - it was the idea of cotton wool against teeth that used to make my friends go funny. And i had another friend that was scared of buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:08, archived)
# You and your friends
could start up a strange phobias support group
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:05, archived)
# support group
arrrggghhh. No.
NO WAY.
I'm scared of those. Make them stop.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:09, archived)
# cotton wool
is the work of satan. the feel of it nauseates me. i HATE it.

It does burn well though, which is the only thing it's good for.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 26 Sep 2001, 13:03, archived)