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# I never understood cluedo
If you find out it was you and you declare it, you win, so why not just say it was you at the start, and with a confession the police will accept it was you and you win by default.

Also, what sort of detectives have to spend ages working out if the body was shot or clubbed with a lead pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
# and
why are detectives playing board games in the first place, shouldnt they be out solving crimes????
(Mrt1977, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Detectives are as entitled to time off as everyone else.
I don't lock up loonies *all* day. Sometimes I just need to relax without someone telling me that Arthur Scargill has put a radio in their head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# poirot was a huge fan
of buckaroo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# the sex game?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# no, no,
buckaroo, not the Australian rural pastime.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i mean the one where you get on top of them and say
"this is how i do it with your sister" and see how long you can stay on for
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Miss Marple enjoyed
Kerplunk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5385145
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# The murder weapon is the main piece of evidence in any successful murder trial.
/worked in a forensic lab
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# yes, but isn't it usually obvious if the body's been shot?
/only did one year of foresnsics and chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Yes, but there are many different types of gun out there.
Proving that the gun the murderer had was the one that was used is half of the job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# whats the procedure when someone repeatedly confesses and refuses to accept any evidence to the contrary?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Psychiatric analysis
followed by a polygraph.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# we all know colonel mustard learned to beat the box when he was with the SAS
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# they're put in a mental home
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# ^ this
although the term we use is "sectioned under the Mental Health Act 1984" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Get him to sign the confession,
knock off early, and head down the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Only applicable
if he's Irish.

[/sadly not as topical as it once was]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# presumably
they cover how to spell 'forensics' in year 2...

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Yes, but surely most people can tell the difference between someone that's been beaten about the head with a metal pipe, and someone that's been shot?
For the purposes of the game.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# i'm too quick for you m'dear
but thanks for the vote of confidence
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Swine!
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Not if you were killed by being locked in a room with Metallica playing on loop through really powerful speakers
What a horrible way to go...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Yes, but
was it "Ride The Lightning" or "And Justice For All"?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# They are both the same song.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# cluedo
is fucking shit.

(cos i don't know how to play)
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)