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# wha happened?
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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# It made me late
none of the details really matter. Just that I got in trouble. SO FUCKING SELFISH
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# BASTARD!
Why the fuck couldn't he have died like an hour later?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# "I once tried suicide. It was only a half-hearted attempt though.
I tried to slash my wrists with a tomato."
[Alexei Sayle]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# You may jest
but working for TfL Travel Information, I can tell you that we get far too many fuckers calling up with that exact complaint.

One actually asked why we can't stop those people from getting in the stations.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Similar happens
when the police get called out to the Orwell Bridge [our local very high river crossing].
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)