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# haha
very well done, missy.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I know I'm great in bed because I've made men cry and beg me to ride them while I'm teasing
with my mouth. But there was this one guy who got on top of me, put all his freakin' weight on me and basically began acting like a dog in heat. I became so incredibly turned off that I told him to get off me and go read a Sex For Dummies manual before he returned to my bedroom. After all the men I've been with, I don't have time for PeeWee and his issues. At this point, I've been debating whether or not I should keep scorecards under my bed so that when we're done, I can rate them.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Look I'm sorry
I was told barking was sexy.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Look
you have to be attentive, ask questions and above all, pay attention to my reaction when you do certain things like perform cunnilingus or pretend to be Lassie.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Listen, Honey, the sooner you realize
that men are all bastards, the sooner
you will realize your sexual grawtfication.
Now, I know you like them sexy beach bums,
but I tell you honey, a nerd from the Valley
will be so much more grateful.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# I don't want gratitude.... I want some hot meat where it counts
fucke 'em and leave 'em, that's what I say!

fancy a sleepover?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Oh Christ Yes!

Put your tongue in traction 'cause I'm cumming home.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Thankyou for that!
most enlightening!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:08, archived)