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[challenge entry] first post, be nice :)
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From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(richie moshpit, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hello and congrats on not fucking up your first post!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# ^ this
+ welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# WOO!
CONGRATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Great first post!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Haha!
Quality.
Woo! and Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# haha
very well done, missy.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I know I'm great in bed because I've made men cry and beg me to ride them while I'm teasing
with my mouth. But there was this one guy who got on top of me, put all his freakin' weight on me and basically began acting like a dog in heat. I became so incredibly turned off that I told him to get off me and go read a Sex For Dummies manual before he returned to my bedroom. After all the men I've been with, I don't have time for PeeWee and his issues. At this point, I've been debating whether or not I should keep scorecards under my bed so that when we're done, I can rate them.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Look I'm sorry
I was told barking was sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Look
you have to be attentive, ask questions and above all, pay attention to my reaction when you do certain things like perform cunnilingus or pretend to be Lassie.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Listen, Honey, the sooner you realize
that men are all bastards, the sooner
you will realize your sexual grawtfication.
Now, I know you like them sexy beach bums,
but I tell you honey, a nerd from the Valley
will be so much more grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# I don't want gratitude.... I want some hot meat where it counts
fucke 'em and leave 'em, that's what I say!


fancy a sleepover?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Oh Christ Yes!

Put your tongue in traction 'cause I'm cumming home.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Thankyou for that!
most enlightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Hurray, welcome and spang a bison!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:58, archived)
# yea
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers., etc
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave, woo to the pic, etc, etc :D
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Well done
You're lucky to be joining us on Ladies Night when everyone is being extra-nice.
(Pachey, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# a woo and a welcome awaits you
please go to your collection point
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)