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[challenge entry] This was the worst thing I could think of...


I'm now off to wash my brain with bleach...

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
perfect expression
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
AAAARGH indeed
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Cherie has a hot body
if you could pull that sant hat down a bit more i'd be nuts deep in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:45, archived)
# the way I see it is
a load of geeks on an internet messageboard posting pictures, aren't gonna get balls deep in anyone that attractive

which compromises the "would" statement, because they "wouldn't"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I think you got it wrong
THEY would - they just couldn't ;)





(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:50, archived)
# the they was in reference to the person/being that the 'would' was in reference to.
make of that what you will
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:51, archived)
# ahh I see. In that case, yup.




(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Too right...
*humps mugatu's leg*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:51, archived)
# phwoooar




(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:56, archived)
# i concur

but given half the chance then i'm saying that i wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.


unless it's really smelly with a bit of spattery follow through.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:56, archived)
# *nods*
shame on us
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# You callin' my Girlfriend ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Damn wench wont keep her clothes on!!
it's almost like she thinks I enjoy it when we run out of paper bags for her face.
(rolf-harris, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Cor!
What's wrong with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:49, archived)
# It's the Comic Sans
that burns my eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 14:52, archived)
# :D
!!!!
I love it.
(utensilattack, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)
# arrrrgh - my friggin retinas!!!!
it made me laugh so hard that I had a tiny bit if wee come out. Just a bit.
(angel collider, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)