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[challenge entry] remember to mark your envelopes 'does not contain cash' at this time of year...

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# when I lived in Brixton
the postman very kindly used to open all my cards for me. Such service! I never needed to strain myself opening the envelopes as he'd done it already.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Really?
Cheeky bastards. Our postman decided to just stop delivering our post a few weeks ago, that was quite annoying.
[edit] I got my pin badge today BTW. Very nice.
(tomsk, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# I sat on my postman
and he broke
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:14, archived)
# best I heard was a friend who lived up the road
he knew it was his postman nicking stuff when he saw a him in a pair of limited edition Vivien Westwood socks, of all thimgs. They were a press sample he never got.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Heh,
Brilliant. Theiving shites. Although I think ours just got sick of traipsing up the track to our house, to be honest.
(tomsk, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# i wish ours didn't bother bringing
my tax bill, which came with a nice selection of xmas cards from nice people. Great timing.
edit - sorry - what are you going to do, anyway? Get a post box thingy you can leave at the end of the drive?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# They use special ninja postmen to
deliver bills you know. That's why they always get through, even when nice stuff doesn't.
[edit] Nah, I phoned up and they bollocked him, the posts started coming through again, and I think I tracked all the missing stuff down, more or less.
(tomsk, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I thought they might do
our postman does seem to scale the walls of the garden pretty quick.

glad you got your stuff back (more or less)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# You must be
terrfied leaving the house, or even just watching Tv - you poor love... don't be frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# wah!
everything scares me
/cries.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:18, archived)
# *runds away laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# *throws
bucket loads of blinking fish*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:32, archived)
# I feel really sorry for the people this happens to...
..while I roll around in my vast wealth of monies.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Mine always contain bacon
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:14, archived)
# ....
Looks like someone I know
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)