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# thats no chicken, its a cock
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Why are his balls translucent?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Arn't yours?


\ checks self, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I can safely say mine are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# ahh..
I think I just figured out why.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# spayed at a young age?
i thought so
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# no, her profile says it all!
most excellent!

(esp' the opening paragraph)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# i wish i had a purple glove
*is sad*
*makes do with his purple belt and purple tie*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Hah, I have two of them.
You may not have either.
Hah.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# i have stripey gloves
fuck you
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# mine hang low
and can be bashed to and fro

but they aren't translucent

*double checks*
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# no
you just have the stumpy legs of a midget.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# why did no-one
tell my parents?

they'll be heartbroken you know.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# i'd wondered who'd nicked them
after him!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# *runs*
*sets up market stall*

'midget's legs... 3 for £1'

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# do your balls hang low?
can you swing 'em to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?

*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# BOTTOM!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
#
FULL LYRICS! (NSFW site)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# i rather think not
was singing that in the playground a good, christ is that long, 15 years before bottom

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# well then
you're a time lord.

aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# *goes back in time*
16 years ago and copyrights 'balls hanging low' song and makes fortune when bottom claim it as their own.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF RADIOACTIVE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# sounds delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# you mean yours aren't?!!??
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# he's spent.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha..


\ sings "what a feeeling.."
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# What a feeling!
*ba ba! bababa!*
Chook spuff on the ceiiiiling
*ba ba! bababa!*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
#
*foot tappin' stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# congratulations on pushing stuff off the board
you cunt
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Don't be such an arsefaced gay mingeflannel.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!
mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# mingeflannel?
that's a good one, i'd be proud to be a mingeflannel
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# you just missed your 10000th post
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Oh noes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# vandalism is an acceptable use of a thread,
in fact encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# You mean
that stuff that has been on the board for an hour and a half?

A true crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# bollocks your right...
carry on....
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# you dropped these mate
' e
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# actually i dropped these **
was supposed to say *bollocks your right*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:28, archived)