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# Neal
I work with someone called Neal. He's a fat bastard. His spelling is,
at best, utter shit. Check this beauty out.

[edit] I do love the 'all the best' at the end of his fat-rant.
[edit 2] it is a link.
(ProduceMonkey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# If you work at Padleys, this is perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# mmm....chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# When I'm at my parents I have to drive past the factory to work.
It makes me retch everytime. (Please note I said 'past the factory').
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Padleys make some quite nice stuff...
They have at the same tradeshows as the company I work for on several occasions, and I always pinch some stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# depends on his intention really
the night shift at B3ta do a lot of meating with each other
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# it's a link...
(qdamik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# now I see
I think (edit: you're the original poster is /edit) a cunt for posting this BTW

This is a man who is obviously very consiencious about his work even if he can't spell or write very well. The tone of the letter was actually quite good as it got the point across well without being nasty.

Unlike you.

Not everyone had the chance of a good education, or speaks English as their first language. Some people have a great difficulty with writing or reading. It shouldn't make them the object of ridicule.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# righteous
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# how
ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# jixin
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# This is b3ta
Don't we ridicule everyone for anything?

I thought that's why we hung around this board...
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# you smell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Just seems a strange place to be getting all PC
when some of the stuff that gets posted here is in very bad taste!
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# maplins?
MAPLINS?


ARGHHHH!!!

I hate Maplins!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Sure youre not thinking of Zeplins?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# nothing political about it
just stating my opinion.

I hate intellectual snobbery is all

everybody who wants to work and to do a good job deserves respect.

there's plenty of twats that do not want to contribute to society in any constructive way whatsoever that deserve all the ridicule you want to fire at them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yeah but,
at the same time, the board is renowned for being unpredictable.

if someones takes a dislike there's normally a reason. in this case i think its cos the guy who posted the letter, is comin across as a smug sheeeite.
*mimics*"ooh look at my spacky work colleague, hes suck a sp4xxorz. im so much bettererer cos i can spell an' stuff. /editeven tho im obviously shit at my job and take no pride in anything i doedit\, im a better person" *mimics*
this may not be the case, he maybe a lully person really, he may just have mis-judged the mood on the board, but thats the way things go round here.

edit: this; www.b3ta.com/board/5505299
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# indeed
rocking the boat can be greeeeeat fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# fuck it,
lets just call ourselves the self-righteous brothers and have done with it!

edit: woo to you for a truly major league rant. i bet you feel a whole lot better now, i know i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Missed point
Has everyone missed the point that all the protagonists in this little contratemps actually work in a twunting supermarket and therefore are by default spazzy? Including the original poster???
(w1rral, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# tru,
butt teh speelign is pritty funy
(teasus likes tea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# yeah, i reckon this^^
with a fair bit of this www.b3ta.com/board/5505194 for good measure. the guy obviously takes pride in his job, obviously more than can be said for the rest of the twunts who work there

edit: i have a dyslexic brother, who used to get tons of shit off teachers for being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Ave Im
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# incidentally...
it wasn't ME who posted it, do0d.
(qdamik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# fair point
/misdirectedranttage
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# fair point - all due apologies
I have amended my post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# What!!!!
Well they should have studied harder then. Twunt.If standards are allowed to slip (as a result of texting e-mail etcetra) then before too long we will all become a collective of gibbering morons...
(w1rral, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ^ this
:op
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# maybe he's dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# maybe he's a fat sod
(ProduceMonkey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Because being overweight automatically makes you stupid, correct?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# wel I yam faat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# maybe he's a fat dyslexic sod telling you how to do your job
because you're shit at it! :)

haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ^^ that
coz its obvious the workers are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Haha!
that's was better than "maybe you're a cunt", which was gonna be my contribution!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# not an excuse
I know quite a few dyslexic people and most of them can spell perfectly well when they think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# surely if they can spell perfectly well
they're not "tecnically" dyslexic?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Dyslexia's not about spelling...
It's about the brain not storing the information correctly. A dyslexic can spell if they concentrate because they remember the rules that govern spelling and particularly difficult words stand out and so are also remembered in this way. Though my friend who spells it 'Christams' every single time may have gotten that particular wire crossed. I find dyslexics fascinating because they think in a completely different way to the rest of us "normal" people, and are generally more creative people.

and I promise I won't point out the irony of "tecnically"
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Why have I just read all this
why have I found interest in it?

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# you should have made it clear that picture was a link.....
but yes he is a retard.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# sounds like a dim fellow
is his name really 'neal' or did he spell that wrong too?
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Doesn't work for
Sainsbury's, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I wonder who "Miss Rotated" is? she might be a babe!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# she sounds fun
maybe she gets rotated on a spit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# black pudding in to places
saw that in a movie once, made me wince.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5505201
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)