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# 'ning all
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Badum Tisch
Woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# a woo worthy groan or...
a groan worthy woo?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# *Squawk!!!!!!!!!*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hehe - you made me chuckle.
Personally, I don't have a clutch. Crazy, non?
How are you, smelly?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I am smelly!!
but nice smelly.

(xmas gifts of deo-shower gel smelly)
I'm ok,just getting over a cold.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Did I claim you were any other kind of smelly?
I too am in the middle of an evil illness. I'm not a well lady.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# reminds me of the mechanic who charged my nan for
a full service and replacing the clutch on her car.



its an automatic.

when we quizzed him , he blamed the "new boy" and said he would refund her... he closed the next day.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Haha, silly boy!
I broke down once almost immediately after getting my new car, the auto Mini, and two guys offered to push my car off the road for me into a carpark.
They kept telling me to 'dip the clutch' and each time I had to warble 'I don't have a clutch' much to their puzzlement and amusement.
Edit: Bloody hell, I sure type a lot, don't I?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# offered to push my car off the road = perform sexual acts
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# I did offer them cash, and chocolate.
And chocolate cash. But they refused it all. They were sweet guys though.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# sweet guys who refused chocolate?
methinks they were conning you.. they were really unSAVOURY characters


.. thank you, I`ll be here all week
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# all week?


fuck!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Oh dear God.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# :)
you love it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# You know I do.
Oh, this reminds me.
I broke up with my boyfriend in London, so coming down will be more of a pain than usual. Plus the 4%+ rise in train fares *grumble*. And my refusal to drive to London ever again.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# another eejit mate of mine was to tow his brothers automatic granada
to the garage for some work, and forgot you have to disconnect the driveshaft if towing a long distance.... whoops....

I love automatics though, I won't ever buy another manual car..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# It's the lazy person's perfect car.
I had a manual Mini for a year, before it got nicked.
Then I had the choice of another manual generic fartbox or an auto Mini.
I tried to drive my parents cars over the holiday , and it took some getting used to.
Then again, Volvos are heavier than Minis. And Probes are more responsive.
/Life history.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# And apart from the Bible and
the encyclopedia britannica, what book would you take?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Touch: The Golden Fanjita Story.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Thank you for coming on the programme
Miss Thatcher
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# hehehehe
*groans*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Haha!!
Thats a definite woo and *clicky* from me
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Mad
as a hatter.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)