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# it's beautiful. BEAUTIFUL i tells ye
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# IT IS!
My daughter made me a birthday card this year that went like this:

cover: "Happy Birth, daddie"

inside: Stick figure of a little girl, with all of these "p's" coming out her bum and the words "I LOVE YOU"

so, I ask my daughter, "June, what are all the p's supposed to mean?"

and she says "That's me, daddy.. FARTING!"

so of course I framed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# See,
you are almost obliged to now scan this in for us all to see.
(Marwood, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# awww!..
kids are great.. my boy is nine today!

Where did all the years go?

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
Yeah, my son is almost 9 too.

yay for same year births!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Hmm.
I particularly enjoy the intriguing composition - unusually, the eye is led from bottom, the phallus-shaped fellow's fig leaf (itself inviting thoughts of infinitely recursive genitals) up to the flower, its open bloom and exciting red hue suggesting further sexymindedness on the part of the artist...

*strokes chin*
*strokes elsewhere*
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hooray!
yes, yes it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# i bid one million ponds
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)