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# Sorry i'm late...
..I got accosted by a bunch of placard waving nymphomaniacs.

(Chip Leader, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# mmmmm thick blue tights
Did you hear, Paul McCartneys just bought a new plane
Hes given it to heather to smooth her leg down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:42, archived)
# hmmm
it was something like that anyway.

it's evidently not the way you tell 'em
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Let's try that again
Paul McCartney's bought a plane for his wife. She still has to use Immac on the other leg though...
(cattleprod, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:48, archived)
# hoy ya bugger
that was my joke! (on my 1000th post if i recall) i demand royalties for the use of it...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:03, archived)
# my dad told me that
and he's not the most articulate joke teller, apols all round
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:05, archived)
# better
C+
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:43, archived)
# i'm working on it
I was worried some people might get offended by this. And then I thought F**k 'em it makes me laugh.
(Chip Leader, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:47, archived)
# edit it
to be a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:50, archived)
# i think
you're on safe ground with this one.

as a rule of thumb, if you can see tits or bleeding eyeballs, make it a linky.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:50, archived)
# Knickers, Knackers, Knockers.....
I've had all four at once - they were rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:45, archived)