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# of course you were
Your parents just never told you, thats all.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Ah!
Thanks hun, that had always puzzled me. I figured I must have been a clone or something, my growth accelerated until 16 years old when I was mercilessly hatched into this cruel existence we call life.

Um. Or I couldn't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# no problem
just glad to be of service.

Tsk, parents these days - they don't tell their kinds anything
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# i was confused for years until my parents told me i was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# what a relief to know
at last though. Imagine the horror of telling people you're straight. Ick. They would shun you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# i wish i was gay
i'd love it, i'm trying but i just don't seem to be able to fancy men
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I'm trying to think
of some good things about men - but actually, am at a loss.
errr.
Well. You know. Gay men dress well, smell nice and have a better sense of humour. They are also better dancers than most straight men i know. Believe me, I used to go clubbing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# i was really after two good incomes without kids
no sensible car, footy on the telly and no moans about spending another night up the local
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# get your coat
you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# you can do that
and be straight...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)