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# so many single mums out there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# you utter cunt
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# jesus christ
ive met satan and even hes not as bad as you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# I know
even Satan let me fuck him and donkeypunch him too...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# the kids are arabs?
(Jansen, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# killing an arab?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# You are George Bush Junior or Robert Smith
AICMFP
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# staring at the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# sitting on the sand
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# are you alive, or dead
by the way, stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# man or ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# fish or swan?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# *panics*
ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# All kids are Arabs
until the age of 16. Were you never a child?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# I wasn't


Oh. Wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# of course you were
Your parents just never told you, thats all.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Ah!
Thanks hun, that had always puzzled me. I figured I must have been a clone or something, my growth accelerated until 16 years old when I was mercilessly hatched into this cruel existence we call life.

Um. Or I couldn't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# no problem
just glad to be of service.

Tsk, parents these days - they don't tell their kinds anything
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# i was confused for years until my parents told me i was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# what a relief to know
at last though. Imagine the horror of telling people you're straight. Ick. They would shun you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# i wish i was gay
i'd love it, i'm trying but i just don't seem to be able to fancy men
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I'm trying to think
of some good things about men - but actually, am at a loss.
errr.
Well. You know. Gay men dress well, smell nice and have a better sense of humour. They are also better dancers than most straight men i know. Believe me, I used to go clubbing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# i was really after two good incomes without kids
no sensible car, footy on the telly and no moans about spending another night up the local
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# get your coat
you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# you can do that
and be straight...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Where the Moors Arabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# where?
in Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I have been drinking, I'm allowed to make mistakes dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# oh good
I'm happy to be your drunk mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Lovely, you are officially my drunk mistake now
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# *celebrates*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Doesn't there need to be some pretense of a sexual encounter for this to work?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# *pretends to sexually encounter*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# moreish
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)