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# This will reinstate the man as leader...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Oh leave him alone!
Supproted bu virtually all his party, except 25 half-wits in Parliament who hadn't even got the balls to say who they were!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# exactly!
had a drink problem... and is dealing! for fucks sake, 'bout time we got everyones skelingtons out of teh closet!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# god
if every mp got their skeletons out of the closet, we'd have an army of the undead. a gay army.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# gay, incompetant, incontenant, inconsitant, impotent
and other words too, probably spelt wrong too!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# All of them?
'cause I can't beleive that Boris is impotent - he's all teh man!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# yus
but a wee bit incompetent!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Piffle!
he's a god!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Blunkett can't be impotent either

he's always at it
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Nah,
that's his dog!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# well known fact
both are incontinant, house smells of weewee
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# this gay undead army will surely kill us all!

*jumps out of window*
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# dude!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# haha best thing ever
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# ^this^
Except perhaps, for Fred West. He's had enough grief.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# but to be fair
most of his were under the suspiciously uneven patio
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# On the plus side - there's plenty of hummus in his sucessor being called MING!
(and yes, I know it's spelt Menzies)

Next it'll be Prescott out for being a Pieoholic (allegedly)
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# if he is ever elected primeminister
i shall campaign for all primeministers to be called emperor!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I thought Blair had already tried that!
:)
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# shirley you mean
pie-minister?
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Ha ha
Can i suggest PM Question Time drink-while-you-think?
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# tis a bit scary that during the last election he was
drinking like a whacked out tramp. If theres ever an example of news thats "in the public interest" its that the person youre voting to be in charge of the nukes is an utter drunk. Yet noone said a word.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# me and you
go on a MP killing spree!

gun them all down and leave no backbencher without a bullet wound...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Jumping on the bandwagon
Kennedy

Sorry if been done
Edit - Hmm... well, it's still 2005 to me
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# he's a friend of Carwash's you know
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# ach,
so he lied. you find me a fcuking politician who hasn't lied and i'll.... i'll... i'll.... i'll prove you wrong. so ha.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)