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From the If Dodgy Mechanics ran the World challenge. See all 71 entries (closed)

(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# pfffffft!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# That's compo-worthy, Shirley!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# fair enough
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
maps brimmiump, woo!

/deaf impressions aren't funny
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# your name is making me giggle
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# supposedly people at glastonbury last year
were singing "I've got a badge but I'm not a badger" instead of "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" to that Killers song.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# I hoped that was what you were referring to
cos the moment I read it my brain started singing it to the tune of the Killers song.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# ^this
hehe

For some reason, I always sang (in my head);
'I am bald, but I'm not a badger'
(without any knowledge of any other badger-related variations)
Weird? I say yes.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# arf!
 
A profound improvement.
 
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# "i've got a bum
but I'm not a bummer" has also sprung to mind.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Don't be hatin', yo.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# I've got cock
but i'm not a cockrel
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# ummmm :)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I think that's a dead star
though I admit it's what gave me the idea.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# but it it a good aid or bad aid?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Pearost
EDIT: Hehe to deaf puns. I've also got jokes about eyes but they are a bit cornea.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)