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# i like you a great deal
as that was my plan anyway
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# well let me know how it goes, mate
if she's as intelligent as you say she is, there's no reason for it not to work!

/feels like peter sallis for some inexplicable reason
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# will do
it's odd, i don't think either of us realised we hadn't given out numbers till she was on the bus home without me*... so she screamed her adress out the window for me instead

*one of the roles the mate of mine played
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# i've high hopes for you my son
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# i hope she goes for it.
put an aubergine in your pants to impress her.

in the front, not the back.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)
# pffft
oldest joke in the book yet still made me chortle
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# heh.
i used to tell that to wee tots when i had them about, made me popular with all the moms.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# "alright kids, what starts with C, ends in T, is round, hairy and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"COCONUT!"
"well done dears"
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# how rude!
heh.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# "what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
"BUBBLE GUM!"
"these kids are great!"
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# q) whats pink and hard?

a) pig with a knife..
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# If she's disappointed after
it's her fault for being greedy
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# i'm more of a marrow man
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# but of course...
...if she's ecstatic, she may have a vegetable fetish and leave him crying in his beer while she runs off home to violate herself.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)