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# No. It's a WHALE.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# WHO's THERE!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# How do you weigh a whale?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# At a whale weigh station
(Railway station)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# You know it's a quality joke
when you have to explain the pun in brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ^ This ^
I just thought ... y'know .... for the less educated b3ta members ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# appealing to the lowest b3ta denominator
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# no
you fish it out of the Thames, chop it up into little bits and weigh each individual piece (you might wish to involve some friends at the is point because, depending on size of whale, it can be quite time consuming). you then simply add togther the individual weights of the pieces of whale and hey presto you have the total weight of aquatic mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Then release back into the Thames
and watch it swim away to happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# no, EAT IT.
nummies
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# apparently they've already weighed it.
It says 7 tons on the bbc site. Why they didn't put it back out to sea after they weighed it I have no idea. cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# With a harpoon with a grenade in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Whale meat again?
Don't know wheeeeerrreee, don't know whhheeeennn.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# are you the same vanderhoff
that owns noah's arcade, home of the excellent gelatinous cube based game xantar?
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# awesome
do you actually blow goats?
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# no,
only whales.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# TJ about Noah.
Did you know, that when he got off'f the arc, he had to burn one of each animal as a sacrifice to god? What does that tell you about animals today? And indeed Christianity?

In short, all animals are retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# bum one of each animal?!
dirty fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Pffft
I re-read it, and now that's all i can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# At a
porpoiseweigh station?

Oh no, it's happened again.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# DooOOOoo
YoooouuUUUuu speEEAAAaaak WhaaAAaale?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo
So fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hee hee hee
"Look! Over there! It's a shark!"

"That's not a shark, it's a whale!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
best joke evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ...
joke?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Okay....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# WHAT SORT OF CHEESE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Nacho Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# it's NACHO CHEESE, baby!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*thonk*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Do you have to come from a very obscure part of the country
To pronounce that in a way that's amusing?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# you have to say it like Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Whack-a-chick-a-whack-a-chick-a-whack-a-chick-a
SHAFT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# but...
NACHO CHEESE is pronounced completely differently to SHAFT. and anyway, SHAFT wouldn't be a very amusing punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)