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# Today is the first day of the rest of your life
Do something utterly ridiculous and post it on the board. If you don't understand this, you might be normal. No pearoasts, please. Only original bonkers shit will be considered to win. It doesn't have to involve kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Hahahah


Does the fact I made this already and was just about to post it count?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# You'd be shit as a librarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# You, for one,
should probably try to get outside or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# FiD, Me, and Fickle Fascination

decided it would be fun to dress as emos at our local club and stuff. yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# you do realise that
big brother is teh gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# It's the shittest thing since a really big shit shitted itself out of a shitty shithole
However, I have actually met Maggot, so feel I should support his endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# LOL
Recently, have you considered folding yourself up into a tiny ball and pounding yourself up your arse with a small hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Not recently, no.
Is this the kind of thing that you enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# It's nice
and has significant repercussions.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# there's some kind of connection here between
hammers and percussion, but I can't work it out.

Nice profile, btw - beats my poo effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Thanks!
it's just playing and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# I've got no image making skills,
so I'll just contribute with my wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# You can suck with images and stuff.
The rules only specify it being kind of wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# I missed out "and no image making means."
I'm shit, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# There's a bash today,
can you wait?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# I don't know why I made this it was a long time ago
but i never posted it


o Waite it was a unused pun
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# ah.
peeking duck, then? Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# at least he didn't choose to do
'fuck a duck'
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# my mum always says that
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# C.H.I.P.S
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:02, archived)
# recently discovered archive footage depicting
the ancient sport of extreme posh minature sheep dangling
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# *flips out*
Image hosting by Photobucket

edit/ *Does it slightly better*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Bob Hoskins visits the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# actually
tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# I've just eaten 5 cloves of raw garlic.


I think I might go back to my daily routine for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 8:01, archived)