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# It was cocking dead!
One of my favourite jokes, that.

Along the lines of:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
'Where's my tractor.'

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Why is a fridge like a carrot?

Neither can climb trees.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I had to restrain from spraying my drink all over the keyboard.
I will remember that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# What's red and invisible?



No tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# YES
That one works so much better with the hand-action.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Oh my
put your hand out like you have somerhing in your palm, then say "what's this?"

"No tomatoes"

It works wonderfully in real life, I swear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *Steals*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# When I was younger
there was a bloke who used to be a tag-along (always around, but could never get rid of him). Dumb as a bag of hammers, he used to ALWAYS fall for the NO-SOAP, RADIO!! joke...

edit: I agree about the tomatoes joke
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope you pushed him over into the mud on many an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# what's brown and sticky
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# YES!
Or what's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# what's got blue hair and falls of a cliff
a drunken old woman
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*steals*

EDIT: How do you make a bunch of old ladies shout "FUCK!"?

Shout "BINGO!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Or
"What do you do when an elephant comes thru your window?
Swim for it"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Or...
What did Napoleon say to his men before they got on the boat?






-Get on the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# where did general patton keep his armies
up his sleevies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I demand you draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I would but I'm accidented
home.thirdage.com/Humor/wildheartbaby2/thumb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Aww.. sos, mate!
that's a bloody shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I see what you did there
luckily, its only part of the nail and some skin, any harder I might have lost part of the thumb

actually, that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Where are the Andes?
On the end of my armies.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# what's ten feet long and smells of piss
the post office queue on pension day
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# only 10 feet?
You should count yourself lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Cor!
you must be the strongest person EVAR!

edit: are you Uruguay?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# No, you're a gay!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# people pointing out, the gayness in others
are latent homosexuals

you big queer...

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha.

You gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)