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[challenge entry] Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# woooooooooooooo
i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# I've always been partial to the jokes with the logical punchline.
They seemed to be the funniest to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
has always been a favourite of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Ooooh, joke-piss
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Crikey!
seems like a popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Of course!
Best joke ever!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Absolutely! "Why did the girl fall off the swing"
Remains my favourite joke of all time ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# "Why did the girl fall off the swing?"
is still one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Is that the
"no arms" one?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# pffft.
silly monkey
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# It was cocking dead!
One of my favourite jokes, that.

Along the lines of:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor."

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Why is a fridge like a carrot?

Neither can climb trees.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I had to restrain from spraying my drink all over the keyboard.
I will remember that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# What's red and invisible?



No tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# YES
That one works so much better with the hand-action.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Oh my
put your hand out like you have somerhing in your palm, then say "what's this?"

"No tomatoes"

It works wonderfully in real life, I swear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *Steals*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# When I was younger
there was a bloke who used to be a tag-along (always around, but could never get rid of him). Dumb as a bag of hammers, he used to ALWAYS fall for the NO-SOAP, RADIO!! joke...

edit: I agree about the tomatoes joke
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope you pushed him over into the mud on many an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# what's brown and sticky
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# YES!
Or what's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# what's got blue hair and falls of a cliff
a drunken old woman
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*steals*

EDIT: How do you make a bunch of old ladies shout "FUCK!"?

Shout "BINGO!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Or
"What do you do when an elephant comes thru your window?
Swim for it"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Or...
What did Napoleon say to his men before they got on the boat?






-Get on the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# where did general patton keep his armies
up his sleevies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I demand you draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I would but I'm accidented
home.thirdage.com/Humor/wildheartbaby2/thumb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Aww.. sos, mate!
that's a bloody shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I see what you did there
luckily, its only part of the nail and some skin, any harder I might have lost part of the thumb

actually, that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Where are the Andes?
On the end of my armies.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# what's ten feet long and smells of piss
the post office queue on pension day
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# only 10 feet?
You should count yourself lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Cor!
you must be the strongest person EVAR!

edit: are you Uruguay?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# No, you're a gay!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# people pointing out, the gayness in others
are latent homosexuals

you big queer...

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha.

You gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I knew a whole series of these.
I think I can remember some of them.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it thought it was a game.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. I can't remember the answer to this one.

Or the remaining eighty-ten million.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# He was tied to the other two.


Why did the elephant fall over?
He was hit by falling monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I LOST THE GAME
omg teh caps!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I WON
THE GAME!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ah fuck
*shoots you*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# 3) because it had been shot
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ahem
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *falls down dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
#
Did someone say Dead Monkey?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# :)
haha, most cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# your game
says I am the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)