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# *ignores advice*
argh what is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my fucking GOD!
With my younger daughter (No, too young Nonny. Nonny! Put that down now.) there was a very increased chance of Spina Bifida from blood tests during pregnancy, complications during the birth (the little bugger tried to die for a bit afterwards, dozy cow) and other stuff like a very hairy back at birth (gone now) and the fact that she is very, very small, even now. I read up on it all I could at the time, but I never looked at pictures really.

I am glad.

Footnote: of course being small could be down to Dwarvism - to test for that there is a procedure which hurts the child a lot and doesn't help as there is nothing which can be done. The chances of her being an Oompah Loompah are small, but if she is, who's up for a B3ta bowling night in Exeter?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# yeeks!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Are you saying that if shes a dwarf
we can throw her down a bowling alley?

Im in
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Well,
Maybe if she's just short and fat it'd be okay too?

(no Bowling ball hole jokes please, she's still far too small for that.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# All the best dwaves are red.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# "younger" daughter?
I presume that means multiple daughters.
One of whom is "older"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Not what one would call
Old enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Similar story
When they did the sonogram on Mrs Foxy they saw a couple things that indicated the baby could have Downs Syndrome. They did an amniocentises, which took two weeks to get the results back. The hull of waiting to find out... coincidentally, i never call anyone retards any more. Thankfully he's fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Usually on sonograms
they measure the thickness of the skin on the neck and based on that they will recommend an amnicentesis. However Amniocenteses are risky for the baby, and painful for the mother. So it is a difficult decision to know whether to have one or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Something about...
fluid on the kidneys, and something about the cartoid artery. Something like a 1:200-300 chance of something going wrong, and they said the odds were about the same. Don't know what i'd have done if it came back with him having Downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# We made a decision (both times) before the tests.
We thought that the possibility might sway us and so we sat down and decided, based on the situation, what we would do, should the tests say we had spacker spawn, so that we wouldn't have to make the decision when we had bad news to worry about.

As it happens we decided on both occassions that we would look after it, whatever, but that was a decision and is not, necessarily, what we would have chosen at other times.

Thankfully they're just shits and not too deficient physically.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# it made me think twice about posting this
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Can you tell me what you have seen
rather than making me look?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# basically abscess on lower spine
involving young and old and lescions and that sort of stuff

basically extremer cases of "split spine"

basically when the child is borned they are borned with a split spine and basically a hole in their back causing damage and drying to the spinal column, which is closed up as soon as possible by doctory peoples
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# So the same sort of reaction
as you get when you google image search for gangrene?

rather than the face you make when you search for hello
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Hello used to = Goatse
Sad days when Goatse is there no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I think it still might
but I really dont want to check
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I had a try, seemingly not
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Well Well
People of note born with spina bifida:

Olympian and eight-time Boston Marathon winner Jean Driscoll
1980s rock star, John Mellencamp
Welsh Paralympian, Tanni Grey-Thompson
U.S. country music singer, Hank Williams

Sorry Tanni I think you're actually quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# and yet
there are no spina bifida fetish sites?

"C'mon baby, let me spine fuck you."
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 10 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Spina Bifida
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Shitting christ
*has bile taste in back of mouth now*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# ^this
x infinity + 1
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ^this
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)