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# A vampire golfer sucks an MS Paint penguin where once there was a glass dildo and I don't even blink anymore
This is probably life's way of telling me to get out more. /depressing thought for the day
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Always a good option.
I've become immune now to pretty much anything I find on the web, and boy george do I find some stuff.
(Marwood, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:32, archived)
# what's the 'web'
?
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:34, archived)
# The portion of a beam located between and connected to the flanges.
FACT!

Edited to a better one
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:35, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
i thought it was something to do with boobs
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:37, archived)
# it's an initialisation of
waterproof electric blanket
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:36, archived)
# It's that place
where cunts hang out.
(Marwood, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:36, archived)
# No, no
that's a nudist beach
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:36, archived)
# If your cunt is hanging out
you really shouldn't be going naked.
(Marwood, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Did someone say-
"KEBAB!" ?
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Cor!
I'll see you at Halal's or whatever they call them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:42, archived)
# no
they didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Yes they did!
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:43, archived)
# no
you just imagined it
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Someone DID say it-
I DID

*blows raspberry*
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:48, archived)
# I heard the call.....
(LargeDoner, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:51, archived)
# i fear your cache more than i fear death itself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:38, archived)
# You'll love this.
Alien Porn! NSFW pretty obviously
(Marwood, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:42, archived)
# oh fucking dear
(Londingham ., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:49, archived)
# That
has given me hope.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:50, archived)
# I find
the look on the alien's face in the first frame completely fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:51, archived)
# OH
my
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:53, archived)
# pffffffffft what the fuck
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 3:09, archived)
# or
get in late
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 2:33, archived)