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# i think I do,
and its alright, they would have died anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Don't say that!
They live forever don't they?
(don't they?)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:11, archived)
# they are dull as
and they die within a couple of weeks (if they last that long)

Most pointless toy ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)
# Bollocks!
I had some for at least two years. I kept thinking they'd all died but then they'd come back after a few days. I only got rid of them because I came to uni. God knows how long they would have gone on otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# animals are not toys!
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# er, no they dont.
They live for about 3 months if you are lucky, before getting deseased and shufflin off the mortal coil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)
# what are seamonkeys?
what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# these are sea monkeys



kind of like brine shrimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Although at the moment
they kinda look like this
.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:24, archived)
# for further info
old school sea monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)
# SAND FLEAS
FACT!

they suck..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:23, archived)
# perversely, they live forever
until you bring them to life. Then they die.
Oh, and Santa Claus doesn't exist either.

Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:13, archived)
# What about
if you really care for them
and feed them and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Santa won't exist then either
although the Tooth Fairy will, bizarrely.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I looked after mine just like the instructions on the packet said,
and they all died : (

I even talked to them, and gave them names.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Well
mine have survived three hours now.
Which is three hours longer than last time I tried to make SeaMonkeys...
(next you'll be telling me those x-ray specs never worked either)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:39, archived)
# oh they do,
its just you wont like what you see.

I mean, who's ever been turned on by someones lovely femurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Apparently

how it works
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:47, archived)
# They Die
Quicker
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:44, archived)