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[challenge entry] I swear
they have much more fun when I'm out...

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 11:53, archived)
# woo!
yeah!

woo!

yeah!

/james brown
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 11:55, archived)
# yay!
seamonkeys rock!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Just given birth to some actually
and I have to say, I'm finding them even more compelling than the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:01, archived)
# some years ago, i had some that
lived in a pint glass.....

(you can see where this is going....)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:05, archived)
# i think I do,
and its alright, they would have died anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Don't say that!
They live forever don't they?
(don't they?)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:11, archived)
# they are dull as
and they die within a couple of weeks (if they last that long)

Most pointless toy ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)
# Bollocks!
I had some for at least two years. I kept thinking they'd all died but then they'd come back after a few days. I only got rid of them because I came to uni. God knows how long they would have gone on otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# animals are not toys!
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# er, no they dont.
They live for about 3 months if you are lucky, before getting deseased and shufflin off the mortal coil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)
# what are seamonkeys?
what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# these are sea monkeys



kind of like brine shrimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Although at the moment
they kinda look like this
.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:24, archived)
# for further info
old school sea monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)
# SAND FLEAS
FACT!

they suck..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:23, archived)
# perversely, they live forever
until you bring them to life. Then they die.
Oh, and Santa Claus doesn't exist either.

Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:13, archived)
# What about
if you really care for them
and feed them and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Santa won't exist then either
although the Tooth Fairy will, bizarrely.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I looked after mine just like the instructions on the packet said,
and they all died : (

I even talked to them, and gave them names.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Well
mine have survived three hours now.
Which is three hours longer than last time I tried to make SeaMonkeys...
(next you'll be telling me those x-ray specs never worked either)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:39, archived)
# oh they do,
its just you wont like what you see.

I mean, who's ever been turned on by someones lovely femurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Apparently

how it works
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:47, archived)
# They Die
Quicker
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:44, archived)