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[challenge entry] Nighty Night-time

Inspired by being asked if Scotland has electricity (less than 5k too!)

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)
# well
does it?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)
# don't be so fucking stupid
of course it's doesn't, they just burn peat.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Yes.
Lust like that person in Detroit, I need to reassure you that it is just like braveheart, and it is odd wearing modern clothes. And I sailed to get to your country for a Neuroscience conference down the road.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)
# haha
I currently have a disabled gerbil in a wheel making my computer go
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Yup. I was making that literature database with punch cards.
And damn, I wish we get the industrial revolution soon. Hoperfully James Watt will be born here in 400 years time.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:00, archived)
# YAY
our children can go and work in t'mill.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:02, archived)
# At least in England you can eat hovis and drink tea
come the (industrial) revolution.

Our only drink, other than stagnant water is whisky. And look how productive we are on that.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Indeed.
Oh fuck, I've just spilt haggis down my kilt
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)
# itchy, isn't it
I wonder when we'll get cotton?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:15, archived)
# no.
Everything's powered by curling instead
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:53, archived)
# damn those Fins!
what a game!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I've been getting home every night this week and watching the olympics,
then last night I switched it on an it was fucking curling. all bloody night. cunts.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)
# were you hoping for the naked bobsleigh?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:03, archived)
# The ultimate sport!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:23, archived)
# don't under estimate the power of curling.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)
# it was a great game last night
all down to the final stone, i really wanted us to get through :(

oh well, here's to kicking american butt for bronze!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)
# compote?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# ha
got used to b3tamonkey. Which doesn't know about compos...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# 'lights are going out all over europe'
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# cranks handle*
yes we do!

cranks handle some more*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)
# It's awful nice of the U.S. to be sharing electricity with Mexico
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)
# it invaded there
it's where they keep the cheap labo(u)r
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:08, archived)
# but canada can get to
fuck if it wantes electricity
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:09, archived)