I don't know...How do you make a python script run on your WinXP machine?
*awaits punchline*
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Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:44,
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*awaits punchline*
Chase it with a cigarette lighter?
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:45,
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No, She went of her own accord.
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:45,
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Bah!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:46,
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Copy it into the clipboard,paste into notepad running in a small window and use the scrollbar to make it "run" up and down the screen.
copy below
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A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
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A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:50,
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Did you knowit was going to be the toaster sketch.
They only changed it because they had a parrot and no toaster.
(They only changed it because they had a parrot and no toaster.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 12:51,
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Ah yes...the famous Norwegian Blue 4-slice.
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:13,
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