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# It's like staring at Vomit.



(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Was Ronald Mcdonald
Around before Jesus
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# i'm fairly sure
ronald was around before the monster truck of jesus
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# John Chapter 94 verse 7:
And lo on the fortieth day, unto the Arches of Gold He ascended.


John Chapter 94 verse 11:
And the lowly Spacktard quoth: Would ye like the fries with yon filets o fish.
And the Lord spake, saying that verily this was a feast and enough to feed five of an thousand or more.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# now there's
a challenge the bible according to macdonalds!

moses - i'll have 5 commandments please
god - would you like to go large with that
moses - no thanks, on a diet
god - i'll throw in this toy of the pharoah being bummed by a goat?
moses - oh go on then
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ^ This
deserved more applause.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I don't see any carrot?!?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# or sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)