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[challenge entry] for the fluffy comp...
image big, so click for pic

From the If The World Was Fluffy challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# 3 years and 3 months
and you haven't notice the board uses html?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# <img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lilyab3ta6om.jpg">
should do it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# but it's a bit big, <a href="http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lilyab3ta6om.jpg" target="_blank">image big, so click for pic</a>
so i'd link it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# <img src="URL">
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# this thread's a bit of a car crash. have a kitten. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Nice One Yay
woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
#
img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2504/lilyab3ta6om.jpg"

in the pointy brackets as your image is FUCKING HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# that's too big for a still image,
can you link or remove it please.

edit - cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# kick him in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Back to work you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32, archived)
# tomorrow, dear waspy.. tomorrow!
today I have to do the bloody dishes, which is a lot less fun than 1337 server stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# you shouldn't have bled on the dishes!
Aah haha hahahaha *cough* ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# wasn`t me, chief
she ran out of tampax

.. bowls work better than saucers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
yarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# sorry should have really checked it out
it wasn't my image :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# sorry about all that
Right, sorry 'bout that... havn't been on here in ages... Thanks for the help btw.

Being my first pic in a few years,
Any opinions?
(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# keep it about 400px max, and optimise it to about 60-70% quality
and stop shopping Jamie Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Oi! What're you doing here?
Have we got you back?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# nah have the day off work
had to go and shout at the muppets at the DVLA who reckon my car vanished off the face of the planet for 3 years

had a big row with their head inspector that my number plates weren`t Irish - had to actually explain number plates to him

fucking w... fuck FUCK!! ggrr fuckfuck

edit: feeling any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Have a cup of tea and a cigarette, it'll all seem better
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32, archived)
# ha
pray you never have to drive to the hell hole that is Borehamwood

and the woman at the desk told me off for being 10 minutes early.. I shot her a look and she nearly shat herself
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
bit better, but still a snotty mess.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# heh
as every bloke knows.. ill women are teh sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# did you state
"I know where you live" in your best terrorist accent? : P
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
# nah I just took it out on the head inspector when he turned up 10 minutes late
fucking cunt...

what kind of a job is it to work 2 days a week, and just write down the chassis number of a car

but it proves that MOTs, the official DVLA car registration document, and all official car documentation from the manufacturer are worth fuck all to some jumped up little twat who doesn`t know how to read a number plate
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Och well
My Dad's needing to get his Volvo MOT'd tomorrow. It has NI plates too. I'll tell him of your fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# the first question he`ll get if he hasn`t met the MOT guy before is
"are they personalised plates"

what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Hah
Probably. 3 random letters, 4 random digits. Why is that personalised?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Gaaggghhhhhh not teh Borehamwood!!!!!
You poor fucker

Nice to have you back even if it is just for a day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Borehamwood in morning rush hour traffic
11 miles or something, but took about 1hr 10mins

you gotta love "Great"er London
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# What direction were you comming from
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# good use of smudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)