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# Woo to me!
Just bought this:

Get it on Saturday and I had to tell someone before I exploded!
(penrose your dog's got tits, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Yay! SEXXXY!
And your new best friend is your Alfa Service Centre, starting the Monday after you pick it up!

Cool looking car though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Nah
They're built by Germans now
(penrose your dog's got tits, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# then hope to god it
doesnt rain
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:41, archived)
# are they?
FIAT...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I hear red cars go faster
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# wow
that is one sexy car
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I just bought
a one-litre Nissan Micra. But at least it's not fucking red.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I'm considering selling my Nissan.
it's not red it's 'Millenium Jade'. It's bigger than a 1ltre though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# that alfa is
teh sex!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# thats one mean looking car
i bet your exact words before you wrap it around a tree will be

"watch this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# it's only an alfa,
the tree could step out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# pfft!
speaking of which, did you know that a banananananananananana tree can creep up to 4 foot away from where it was originally planted?

mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# A conveyence.
That will be handy for shopping and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)