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# Also,
did you see where someone one an anti-nobel prize (or something similar) for analysing how the internal pressure in seabirds works to produce this effect. Or something

Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4318888.stm

*wags tail in triumph*
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# No but I wish I had.
There must be some way to harness this amazing power they possess. Shit powered turbines perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Some
kind of anti ballistic missile system maybe? Or crowd control? Maybe we could send them to guard seal pups. OTOH, given that seals eat penguins (fuckers- you'll never get me alive!), maybe not.
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I'll get the carpenters to knock up some sort of array
Which I'll mount pengiun style birds upon. I just need to train them all to shit on command and then I can use this combined force to knock down anyone stupid enough to get in my way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# You
could show them a picture of a seal when you need to fire. Instant penguin poo :o)
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Good plan!
You clearly know your pengiuns sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# being a penguin myself
helps
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# That can be something else we force battery hens to do!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha !
I remember seeing that.
I particularly liked the awards for Economics and Literature.

(Ooooh I like the new Live Preview thingy !)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# this much pressure
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Could I buy a hundred of these for my budding nation?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# certainly. let me show you round my showroom
in the hollowed out volcano under the sea. in space.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I am most impressed with your lair, may I also hire your architect?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# i had to feed him to the sharks
so he won't reveal it's secrets.

that you even asked, has put you on the 'naughty' list
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# oh noes
*gives a brazillian dollars*

The people of Cuntonia respect the alliance with the lands of Biscoito, please forgive this insult.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Sharks
with frickin' lazers?
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)