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# 100% Unaltered*


*And at the time of writing 90% eaten
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# WTF? Chicken is plant?
Chicken isn't usually plant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Chicken flavour
does not involve real chicken.

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# everything tastes like chicken
it's not a hard flavor to synthesize using nonchicken materials
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Not at all
Bless these flavour synthesizers, they do us a great service.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# I was trying to joke
about everything tasting like chicken but I failed miserably.
How's you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# It sort of worked.
My joke sensors are failing anyway.

I'm ace ta! feeling very doodly and almost spring-ish. Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Unreasonably knackered
but in a generally cheery mood as well
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Yay.
Drink coffee.

*shakes and talks*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Torture
is suitable for vegans
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Does it taste like chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# That's nothing
Buy some of ASDA's own fruit juice and that states suitable for vegetarians on the side.

Makes me wonder if they slip beef into the cartons without the label.
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# You expect
cheap and nasty noodles to have been near a real animal, when loverly chemicals are to hand?

Ah, I miss the times when Walkers beef crisps were vegetarian, but the cheese and onion ones weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# my local Chinese restaurant
serves vegetarian duck dishes.

100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Made with Chicken MK2
Obv!
(Goodie, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)