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# My RPS

my car broke down the other week at this mileage.
(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I have a picture of my car on 111111 miles
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# As do I
Behold!
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# max out at 110? wot am that?
a small engine thingy?

arf...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
a Daewoo Matiz, 800cc of pure power. You should see her when it opens up on the motor way. ha ha, 90 mph is a thing of dreams
(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Is it bad for speedometers when they get to the end and just kind of shiver?
I know it's not so great when passengers do.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# it's fantastic when your speedo does that
especially when your speedo looks like this. Your passengers will follow suit.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# alfa?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# beemer
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ahh
looks like the orange on my mates 156. Mine is in a lovley toyota green
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# 530d?
I cant find my piccy of my Jags speedo... anyway, its off getting a respray (last part of a full restoration no less) :-)



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# 2002
M5
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ahh.. i got the 5 series bit right then.....
my mate has a 530d with all the M-Tech stuff on it and the lastest kit.. looks like a drug dealers car :-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I kinda doubt mine would do that.
I'm guessing about 130 MPH is about as much as mine wants to do without extra stunts.

(it's a Jeep Cherokee)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# when my new one arrives
with the engine limiter removed ( yes the UK can no longer have a car at market that does over 155mph ) and the ECU re-mapped I am told to expect 190 -200 MPH and I can't wait for my first track day.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# over 200 I heard... ;-)
as long as you keep teh M button on.

vroom....

bye bye license.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hehe.
I've had an M5 since 1998 and a Nissan Skyline R34 ( my second now ) since 1999 and funnily enough only got pulled for speeding the very first time in my life last month ( just a bollocking ) and I've not lost my license since 1994. ( edit:/ age also screws with your memory as the real date is 1991 ) Age mellows you some ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# yes.. I must admit that age does mellow you,,,
also knowing what your car can do helps :-)

nice feeling when the boy racers pass you that you just know... pedal down = bye bye boy racer :-)

but.. we are getting our 1st fixed speed cameras now.... :-(

bugger.

over 25 years of acting the muppet on our roads.. ended
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# its getting there quickly thats the fun part
(AnthT, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Sorry i couldnt resist

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but your speedometers look like norks
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# lol, erm, thanks?
:)
(AnthT, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# That'll be....
....a devil to fix.
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# it's
A SIGN!©™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
That's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# sadly
i'd worked it out a few days before, and actually pulled over specifically to get this pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# It was well worth the effort.



Hahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# 0 boobs?
that makes me unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# How did you stop the car?
By the looks of that speedo the car is incapable of travelling slower than 8mph.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Brick walls do a good job
but starting again can be tricky....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# your car has been clocked, judging by the uneven numbers
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# very likely
it died not long after this pic was taken
it was a fucking lemon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# yeah it's a tell-tale sign
that and wear on the steering wheel thats higher than the mileage suggests it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I have those too.
P5210017
(I helped save b3ta! niles, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)