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[challenge entry] mmm fish..

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *buys*
Cooooor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# and smells just like the real thing
too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ..
10 please see 'authentic fishy smell'
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# aaah
you had me there

/must eat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Fish heads!

eat them up yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# No coconut!
Fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
super
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
*turns gay*

Yeuk!!!

*turns back*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Custom Jizz Towels
(Pewit does things down under, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmmmm - tastes good!!!!
(Pewit does things down under, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Well...
If someone had boned them first it might have been a bit less uncomfortable...
(dungeoneer, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
*buys*

now where can I get a memer to poke into my bucket?...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# i have one you can borrow
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I shall give it a good work out on Saturday!
have you sorted out with Mugatu about booking into Uncle Humpy's Gulp n' Guzzle Palace of Love at the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# mmm gonna be SEXEY FUN
we have a double bed!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# and no lube!
We'll be checking in about 3ish and he needs to get in the room - he was going to contact Rik about who's name the room's booked in etc. I couldn't pass him on to you 'cause I don't have your email/msn!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# aaah
we'll be there before then.. and probably out and about. i'll try to speak to him before then, i guess i'll leave the key at reception for him. my msn is in my profile
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I even looked for it!
I'll add you and we can try and sort out timings sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# yeah cool mate
can i wank on my webcam for you?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# anytime
as long as you stroke your moobs for me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *orders wide-angle lens*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# and on that pleasant note, I go off to site*
I've added you to msn, so I'll chat tomorrow (of to a posh resaurant tonight with Michelin stars and everything - yay for corporate ligging, although I'd sooner go for a pizza!) if your're about, otherwise I'll see ya Saturday!

*at a girl's secondary school!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# nice one
i'm off work so i'll be about

smells like PAEDOGEDDON!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# well done you have passed the test




/fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!
*does spack dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *joins in spack dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)