I Am Making Of Gift For You. Is Matryoshka Egg. You Like.So here we go with another Easter cooking experiment. I had studied the tenchiques and physics behind the actual Russian Matryoshka Dolls for the best part of 3 minutes -
and I figured I was ready for the big time. I went to the store and bought a good AUD$40 (16 pound) of hollow easter eggs with the intent to cut them in half and replace them in the style of a matryoshka doll.
So don your best Russian accent and let's begin.
Step 1 - Ingredients and Utensils.
A Crapload of eggs some chocolate to melt and knives. Because knives are cool and girls dig guys with knives.
Step 2 - The Biggest Egg
Unwrap said egg and attempt to cut along the 'seam' of the egg because this is the weaker point.
It turns out a flat knived approach works better than stabbing it with the tip - the 'hacksaw' approach just made cracks in the egg.
Any large cracks or pieces missing could easily be repaired with melted chocolate.
Step 3 - The Other Eggs
Similar technique to the first egg taking into consideration the difficulty involved with the egg encrusted with M&Ms. So basically in the end you have a whole heap of egg halves.
Step 4 - Cadbury Creme Egg Centre
OK stop here - you dont want to be halving the creme egg centre because doing so would unleash an armageddeon and there'd be fire and the world would explode. Creme eggs are meant to stay intact until consumption.
Step 5 - Assembly.
Assembly is just basically the reverse of the first few steps. Melt chocolate in the microwave in short bursts and seal each egg to its former half. Make sure to put the egg in the freezer to set the chocolate holding it together and then proceed to secure the next half.
Step 6 - Eating Chocolate
One of the eggs had m&ms in it so they had to be eaten before we could proceed a time consuming and tedious task but worth it in the end.
Step 7 - All done - sealing cracks and rewrapping the egg.
Theres a technique to this if possible seal cracks from the inside and smooth over with a knife. Then wrap the egg in the foil it came in and voila!
Tips and Tricks
Take your time - Don't try to cut it in one go work your way around the egg with the knife just cutting a little deeper each time around.
DON'T as Steph discovered rush and not be awesome like me - or you'll end up with an egg resembling these.
So yes! Thats about it. Remebering what Uncle Bortsch has telling you.
EDIT: And then give the egg to the once marsupial-breasted chinkabee and watch.
SUCCESS!
( and I figured I was ready for the big time. I went to the store and bought a good AUD$40 (16 pound) of hollow easter eggs with the intent to cut them in half and replace them in the style of a matryoshka doll.
So don your best Russian accent and let's begin.
Step 1 - Ingredients and Utensils.
A Crapload of eggs some chocolate to melt and knives. Because knives are cool and girls dig guys with knives.
Step 2 - The Biggest Egg
Unwrap said egg and attempt to cut along the 'seam' of the egg because this is the weaker point.
It turns out a flat knived approach works better than stabbing it with the tip - the 'hacksaw' approach just made cracks in the egg.
Any large cracks or pieces missing could easily be repaired with melted chocolate.
Step 3 - The Other Eggs
Similar technique to the first egg taking into consideration the difficulty involved with the egg encrusted with M&Ms. So basically in the end you have a whole heap of egg halves.
Step 4 - Cadbury Creme Egg Centre
OK stop here - you dont want to be halving the creme egg centre because doing so would unleash an armageddeon and there'd be fire and the world would explode. Creme eggs are meant to stay intact until consumption.
Step 5 - Assembly.
Assembly is just basically the reverse of the first few steps. Melt chocolate in the microwave in short bursts and seal each egg to its former half. Make sure to put the egg in the freezer to set the chocolate holding it together and then proceed to secure the next half.
Step 6 - Eating Chocolate
One of the eggs had m&ms in it so they had to be eaten before we could proceed a time consuming and tedious task but worth it in the end.
Step 7 - All done - sealing cracks and rewrapping the egg.
Theres a technique to this if possible seal cracks from the inside and smooth over with a knife. Then wrap the egg in the foil it came in and voila!
Tips and Tricks
Take your time - Don't try to cut it in one go work your way around the egg with the knife just cutting a little deeper each time around.
DON'T as Steph discovered rush and not be awesome like me - or you'll end up with an egg resembling these.
So yes! Thats about it. Remebering what Uncle Bortsch has telling you.
EDIT: And then give the egg to the once marsupial-breasted chinkabee and watch.
SUCCESS!
Ska King Cody,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 5:12,
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Dude. You fucking win.my first thought, however, was "nice wristband"
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abandonnship,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 5:14,
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Home for a week or soPassover break!
meaning bored!
your lovely self?
(meaning bored!
your lovely self?
abandonnship,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 5:36,
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Might head to the coast this weekend.No passover or anything due to me not being jewish.
I can pretend to have a passover.
Does passing wind count? Because I just did that.
(I can pretend to have a passover.
Does passing wind count? Because I just did that.
Ska King Cody,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 5:42,
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I'm not eitherbut my uni is, so I get all sorts of crazy holidays off. Hurrah!
Oh man, go to the coast. Do it for freedom!
... I don't know what I'm talking about, though
(Oh man, go to the coast. Do it for freedom!
... I don't know what I'm talking about, though
abandonnship,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 5:52,
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GODLooks like fun, but this is a religious project and the last time I had an "Easter egg" was about 20 years ago, so I have to say this is cult crap.
DON'T SPREAD IT, IT MAKES PEOPLE THINK GOD EXISTS.
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Fri 14 Apr 2006, 6:11,
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DON'T SPREAD IT, IT MAKES PEOPLE THINK GOD EXISTS.
*hands over entire stockpile of woo yay and houpla*in addition to knives making you look cool etc, everyone knows that you run faster with a knife.
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Fri 14 Apr 2006, 6:11,
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So much candy . . . inside yet more candy . . .I fucking love you.
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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy.,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 6:15,
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Skip HireSo the story goes... after three days he came to with a boner. Lazy gwak!
(,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 6:28,
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Christ on a bike.Woo!
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 6:46,
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Good stuffalthough you could have put all this on a webpage and post a link to it here ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 7:48,
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something's really wrong hereso many replies and none mentions anything about the lady...
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
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Fri 14 Apr 2006, 8:32,
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*fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
could've saved yourself the hassle and just bought one of the cadbury's egg within an egg within an egg eggsbut that wouldn't have been as fun would it!
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MrHaze likes to poo,
Fri 14 Apr 2006, 9:45,
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