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# YOU!
Get to Derby be-yatch
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# heh
someone did that to Dave's tits on Saturday, and nearly got mashed.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Get me another pint will you?
Someone drank this one

*waits*

*waits some more*
(god, it takes ages to get served at that bar!)

*gets pint*
Cheers mate!


...*throws in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *opens wide*
mmm that hit the spot
fook me it's hot in the office today!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# GAZ
IM ME
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Low Poly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Aloha miss
I just considered something. Results regarding your proposed...experiment will have to wait a while as I have no intent of explaining to anyone nearby why I'm inserting foreign objects into my colon. :|
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Best enjoyed in peace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# indeed!
and get at least three plausible excuses cued up just in case


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# not a stranger to this then Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I had this itch...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *writes down*

'LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! A MAN INJECTING YOU WITH HALLUCINATORY DRUGS!' is a goodun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# "Just practicing my colonoscopy skills..."
"But you don't do colonoscopies."
"So?"
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# *reads back*
Christ!

Notably, Women don't have prostate glands. Therefore bum play should only be pleasurable to males.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:29, archived)