heh
someone did that to Dave's tits on Saturday, and nearly got mashed.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04,
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Get me another pint will you?
Someone drank this one
*waits*
*waits some more*
(god, it takes ages to get served at that bar!)
*gets pint*
Cheers mate!
...*throws in face*
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06,
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*waits*
*waits some more*
(god, it takes ages to get served at that bar!)
*gets pint*
Cheers mate!
...*throws in face*
*opens wide*
mmm that hit the spot
fook me it's hot in the office today!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:07,
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fook me it's hot in the office today!
Aloha miss
I just considered something. Results regarding your proposed...experiment will have to wait a while as I have no intent of explaining to anyone nearby why I'm inserting foreign objects into my colon. :|
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08,
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indeed!
and get at least three plausible excuses cued up just in case
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:13,
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*writes down*
'LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! A MAN INJECTING YOU WITH HALLUCINATORY DRUGS!' is a goodun . . .
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16,
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'LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! A MAN INJECTING YOU WITH HALLUCINATORY DRUGS!' is a goodun . . .
"Just practicing my colonoscopy skills..."
"But you don't do colonoscopies."
"So?"
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:20,
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"So?"
*reads back*
Christ!
Notably, Women don't have prostate glands. Therefore bum play should only be pleasurable to males.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:29,
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Notably, Women don't have prostate glands. Therefore bum play should only be pleasurable to males.
Thanks to JJ and DTH
freebies hat rip-off Co.inc
*edit* now with added googley eyes
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06,
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*edit* now with added googley eyes
just don't struggle and it should be fine
*tries to steady hands*
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16,
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