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# Wise words
If I was English I'd vote for the salt party
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Scottish people are allowed to vote on English matters Duke
It was made law during the Great West Lothian Question of 1781. You simply have to drive to Gretna and shout across the border. If you set off now you can make it before the polls close at 10pm.

Mind you, in return, the English get to try the Poll tax out on us once a fortnight.

Edit/ I have just discovered there really is a SALT party. Unfortunately they weren't standing in my area.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Grand!
just so long as I don't get shot with a bow and arrow or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *shots something in Dukes general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no no
it's the Welsh that can be shot with arrows.
Cumbrians are merely allowed to hurl abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Eeep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I'm going to do that tonight
I'm going to drive to Gretna and shout "I LOVE WASP BOXES BIG MAGENTA COCK" and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# you will get a surprising response
of that you can be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)