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# The following is a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of The Wasp Box Party.

Although Wasp Box may not be standing as a council candidate in your area it is still possible to vote for him.
Simply use the magenta pencil provided and scrawl Wasp Box across some one else's name and mark the box with a cock.
Wasp Box stands for a more peurile form of local government.



Seriously folks you should excersise your right to vote today.
Even If you can't bring yourself to vote for any of them it's better to turn up and spoil your paper to register your willingness to vote rather than be branded apathetic.
Remember though if you don't vote and you end up with a BNP councillor then you only have yourself to blame.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Damnit!
If you'd mentioned this an hour ago, this is absolutely what I'd have done with my vote.

So much more worthwhile than a vote for the health concern....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Go and vote again then
it's easy, just pretend to be your brother.
I did this once and voted a record 153 times!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you pretended to be sugarspunsister's brother?
Did he not mind?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# He's got plenty of identities
He can handle loosing one for 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I wish I had multiple identities
Then I could "entirely theoretically" go on a major spree of fraudulence and retire to brazil.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Super.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm sure I could pass myself off as my mum. All I need is a few hours in the sun and an amusing wig.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I know someone that voted 3 times
it's easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've done that
I pretented to be both my brothers once but not at the same time. It's easy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *parks unmarked van outside house*


*observes*
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# YAY!
shame i cant vote for another 14 days!! Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Wise words
If I was English I'd vote for the salt party
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Scottish people are allowed to vote on English matters Duke
It was made law during the Great West Lothian Question of 1781. You simply have to drive to Gretna and shout across the border. If you set off now you can make it before the polls close at 10pm.

Mind you, in return, the English get to try the Poll tax out on us once a fortnight.

Edit/ I have just discovered there really is a SALT party. Unfortunately they weren't standing in my area.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Grand!
just so long as I don't get shot with a bow and arrow or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *shots something in Dukes general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no no
it's the Welsh that can be shot with arrows.
Cumbrians are merely allowed to hurl abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Eeep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I'm going to do that tonight
I'm going to drive to Gretna and shout "I LOVE WASP BOXES BIG MAGENTA COCK" and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# you will get a surprising response
of that you can be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Well put Waspy
When the locals come to Bath I shall do something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I'll vote.
If I get a free magenta pencil.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# you have to leave the pencil for the next voter
but if you go back at 5 past 10, the returning officer will let you have his pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Yippee!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Do you get the bit of string as well?
It's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I see
I'll vote, but only for string!
If that's your attitude I'll tell the streetsweepers not to sweep outside your house!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# They don't anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# *votes*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# sadly, no matter how many cocks i draw
the lib dems will win in my ward, they seem to have convinced the supposedly intelligent students of oxford that they are really different to all the other twunts, and that the city council has the power to abolish tuition fees.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# This^^
woo waspy

and remember to vote Yardley, you know it makes Scents

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# you should have shopped that gag Bs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I had a BNP councillor once,
all he did was discuss interest rates with an
unintelligable French accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I think I'll spend
the 5 minutes I could waste voting having a wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy Cummers Welcome, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)